An Oscar Obsession

Did you know you could wear Oscar without anyone knowing? Oh, I do. I know all too well. That's because every Christmas, we are gifted with something green, enveloped in scraps of paper and taped to look as if "he himself" has picked it out and wrapped it. More often than not, that item is Oscar pajamas, Oscar boxers, or other "near and dear to you" wardrobe items. Someone, please buy this off of eBay before I end up getting it for Christmas.